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image WE HAVE MET THE ENEMY, AND HE IS US

Fri Jun 04, 2010

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I have been having dreams about the oil spill. I never see the oil, never touch it in my dreams, but it's there. Standing on the shores of some southern beach, in Florida or Louisiana or Alabama (I'm not sure), I look out at a distant horizon, at the sea churning there past the waves, and know that there's a menace, something that seems likely to destroy everything. My experiences with the Gulf of Mexico are small--a few days spent in Naples, a good spring break but not much to talk about. But this shoreline is very real, very remote, and though I don't see any black goop, I know it's coming.

I don't need to tell you that this is the largest environmental catastrophe in United States history, nor that the oil is wrecking the livelihood of countless fishermen, the tourism industry, that every form of sea life--birds, fish, insects, and sea creatures small and essential--are dying or are going to die. Or that the currents and tides may carry this oil all around the Gulf, swirling the poison around and into the little inlets and bays, and it may even carry out into the Atlantic. It's a crime. The worst of my lifetime.

A
Facebook page has sprung up, urging us to boycott British Petroleum. A hand drawn sign appeared on the pedestrian bridge over 394 calling for the same. We are starting to learn that BP avoided drilling the wells that could have plugged the leak (something Canada requires and that BP, as of only a couple of months ago tried to repeal), and if they had been in place we might have plugged the thing already. Instead it will take until August at best, December at worst. Like everyone, I'm angry. Thing is, I'd like to boycott BP. But I don't know how. Because as Walt Kelly once opined, through his alter-ego Pogo, "We have met the enemy and he is us." Continued...


Posted by: Peter on Jun 04, 10 @ 3:28 pm | Link to this article

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Thu May 13, 2010

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The Good, the Bad, and the Weird (Joheunnom Nabbeunnom Isanghannom), 2008. Directed by Ji-Woon Kim, written by Kim and Min-suk Kim. Starring Kang-ho Song (the Weird), Byung-hun Lee (the Bad), Woo-sung Jung (the Good), Ryu Seung-su, Song Yeong-chang, Son Byeong-ho, and many, many more.

Oh, you want a blockbuster do you? Lots of noise, explosions, some crazy plot that takes you through the air and to the most remote and exciting parts of the globe? How about a decent plot, character development, a touch of humor now and then? Yes, I know, I know you don't always need that--any number of sequels, not to mention the whole Mission: Impossible franchise speaks to that. This summer's not even really begun and the probably woeful Iron Man 2 had pulled in nearly $200 million. Next there's Braveheart 2: Robin Hood, followed by yet another Shrek (I've lost count how many of those awful movies have been made), and the list goes on and on. I know, I know: you'll see most of those. Most likely I will, too. But if you want action, adventure, flying, explosions, noise, humor, violence, and incredible characters, well, there's a sort-of micro-Blockbuster opening tomorrow: Ji-Woon Kim's The Good, the Bad, and The Weird. Imagine the child of Sergio Leone and Steven Spielberg, only it was adopted and its biological dad is Mad Max. Despite that summation it's purely original. And it's my favorite movie of the summer.
Continued...


Posted by: Peter on May 13, 10 @ 6:32 pm | Link to this article

image ROLLER COASTERS AND PICNICS

Fri May 07, 2010

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Mid-August Lunch (Pranzo di Ferragosto), 2010. Directed by Gianni Di Gregorio, written by di Gregorio and Simone Riccardini. Starring a melancholy di Gregorio, Valeria De Franciscis, Marina Cacciotti, Maria Calì, Grazia Cesarini Sforza, Alfonso Santagata, Marcello Ottolenghi, and Petre Rosu with his wild, wild hair.

I once heard a critic say that the outrageous spectacle of Avatar is what movies are all about. Well, I have to say I think that's a load, and not just because I think Avatar is a load, and definitely not because I think outrageous spectacle is a load. Inglorious Basterds, Flash Gordon, and the forthcoming The Good, the Bad, and the Weird are all ridiculous spectacle, and I love them for it. But the movies are about everything. Like like poetry, like literature, like music, you can get any and every human emotion from the art. Poetry is the clash of swords and the breaking of skulls in The Iliad, just as it's Mary Oliver channeling her grief over the death of her partner in
"When I am Among the Trees". One stirs your imagination and makes you grit your teeth and grimace (happily) at the violence, while the other suggests you sit quietly in the dark and offer a prayer of genuine thanks to the silver maple twisting sideways in your front yard. There's room for both. And in cinema, with the summer movies coming crashing down upon us, there's room for Iron Man 2, for Braveheart 2: Robin Hood, and there's room--plenty of room--for the small gift that is Mid-August Lunch. Continued...


Posted by: Peter on May 07, 10 @ 1:45 pm | Link to this article

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Wed May 05, 2010

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How do you narrow down the mystery that is Orson Welles? Like trying to make a
disc of the greatest sounds of the planet earth, really, it's fairly impossible to do, yet fun to try. We can bask in the warm glow of Citizen Kane and marvel that it was made; gnash our collective teeth at the wonton destruction of Magnificent Ambersons, Touch of Evil, or The Lady From Shanghai; or shake our heads at the brilliant lunacy of F for Fake. Oh, yes, and in between there's Shakespeare films, there's The Trial, and somewhere, floating between here and the Shah of Iran is his last movie, The Other Side of the Wind. Orson revolutionized theater. Radio. Movies. The few bits he had on TV suggest that would have been his catnip as well. F for Fake predates and out-maneuvers documentarians like Errol Morris. But try to write a biography of the man, and, well, you get conflicting stories. Like Mr. Arkadin, based on the novel Confidential Report, written by Orson Welles. Only he didn't. Write it, that is. Who did. Who knows?

That's one of the many mysteries of Orson Welles. Exaggeration. Hyperbole. Duplicity. Fraud. Aggrandizement. Trickery. Legerdemain. Magic. Yes. That's it--magic. Continued...


Posted by: Peter on May 05, 10 @ 10:57 pm | Link to this article

image CONVERSATIONS REAL & IMAGINED: MAD MEN (AND WOMEN)

Wed Apr 28, 2010

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All That Heaven Allows, 1955. Directed by Douglas Sirk, written by Peg Fenwick. Starring Jane Wyman, Rock Hudson, Agnes Moorhead, Conrad Nagel, Gloria Talbott, William Reynolds, and Hayden Rorke.

From the files of street critic
Guillaume "Guy" Fresno. All notes found scribbled on both sides of seventeen pages of RC Cola stationary, and included with a packet of photographs of the first meeting of the "New Underground Detroit Cinema Society That Tells Mike Ilitch to Go Fuck Himself and His Expensive (and Discrimanatory [sic] Against Homeless) Fox Theater". These are blurry shots of a Douglas Sirk film festival that Guy curated in the basement of the abandoned Michigan Central Railroad Station. Also included was a bill, for $52, payable for a copy of the lost Barbara Loden script about Ida Lupino. All of which came packed in a greasy Dunkin' Doughnuts box that had been wrapped, like a cocoon, in cheap packing tape.

"Pay attention, now, because it must be known about Douglas Sirk. You wouldn't think an old bike-riding and half homeless man such as myself would dig a man like Douglas Sirk. Douglas Goddam Sirk, who was one of the fucking best, the best, a director who knew what emotion was, and more, he knew how to be a zombie and how not to be a zombie. Like All That Heaven Allows. That's a zombie movie, and it's more terrifying than any of that blue-faced, vein-chomping crap that Romero shits out every few years. Continued...


Posted by: Peter on Apr 28, 10 @ 4:53 pm | Link to this article

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Parkway Rolls Old School" (Amazing Double Interlocking Polaroid System 3D Festival) at Star-Tribune

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"Fresh Air" (University of Minnesota Men's Basketball Preview) at Minnesota, the U of M alumni magazine

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Star-Tribune article on Ready For Our Close-Up: Fifty Years of L. A. Noir at the Parkway

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Star-Tribune review of Dolphins and Whales 3D

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Star-Tribune article on the great Richard Widmark

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"On Deck" (profile of University of Minnesota baseball/football star Eric Decker) at U of M alumni magazine

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Off Kilter Comics

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"The Shriek of Silence" (Quietest Spot on Earth)

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"Peanut Gallery" (The Prairie Home Companion Circus, credited to Julie Caniglia but we co-wrote the piece)

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"Mr. Fixit" (Minneapolis Public Library)

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